Is He(atmiser)?

Merry Christmas, see you back here in January.

Fighting the good fight: Mark Miyashiro

Today, we profile one of the true heroes of this initiative, Mark Miyashiro from Hawaii. Mr. Miyashiro was recently taken in by the police because of his plots against President-Elect Obama. His inspired plan was to assassinate Obama in order to see if he would rise from the dead, thereby outing himself as the Antichrist. A similar technique, but with drowning, was used to great effect during the Salem Witch Trials -- and we say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

He has sacrificed his life as the Director of Guest Experiences at Halekulani where he brought joy to travelers across the globe, regaling them with his stories such as this one, posted back in March.

We salute you Mr. Miyashiro, and God bless.

Pictures from the field

Another fearless truth-proclaimer in New York City, a debased cesspool of iniquity that must be near the top of possible cities that will spawn the Antichrist. Here she(?) targets President-Elect Obama, the Pope, and possibly the dragon from Reign of Fire (I'm not entirely sure).

And look at her genuine smile: she's doing this out of her love for humanity! You Sir/Madam, are a hero!

Is the influence-mad Christian?

Is the tree hugger?

Multiple Choice Friday (Brit Entertainer Edition)

Based on my own strong response to a post earlier this week, we're revisiting the issue along with two other suspiciously popular British entertainers.

[Answer: All of the above.]

Is this kid?

Webster? No one knows where he came from, or why he won't grow up.

Are they?

Is he?

He may look like the less intelligent sibling of Dr. House, but don't be fooled by his pleasant music: the Sirens had pretty voices too.

1. foreign
2. Subtitles album "Death and all his friends" and names the first song on his first album "Don't Panic". Don't worry, I will.
3. Other song titles: "Till Kingdom Come", "A Message", "Twisted Logic", "Warning Sign". Is he practically laying it all out for us?
4. Markings (of the beast???) on left hand
5. Obviously brainwashed Gwyneth Paltrow

You decide in the comments.

Is she?

Multiple Choice Friday [Alter-Ego Edition]

Answer: All of the above

Or him?

If it's not one, it's the other.

Him?

Is the Scientologist?

Looks pretty harmless but looks can be deceiving.

As always, argue yea or nay in the comments.

Is this guy?

Sources close to the pope: "George W Bush's blood lust, his repeated commitment to Christian beliefs and his constant references to 'evil doers,' in the eyes of many devout Catholic leaders, bear all the hallmarks of the one warned about in the Book of Revelations--the anti-Christ."