Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Fighting the good fight: Mark Miyashiro
Today, we profile one of the true heroes of this initiative, Mark Miyashiro from Hawaii. Mr. Miyashiro was recently taken in by the police because of his plots against President-Elect Obama. His inspired plan was to assassinate Obama in order to see if he would rise from the dead, thereby outing himself as the Antichrist. A similar technique, but with drowning, was used to great effect during the Salem Witch Trials -- and we say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
He has sacrificed his life as the Director of Guest Experiences at Halekulani where he brought joy to travelers across the globe, regaling them with his stories such as this one, posted back in March.
We salute you Mr. Miyashiro, and God bless.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Pictures from the field
Another fearless truth-proclaimer in New York City, a debased cesspool of iniquity that must be near the top of possible cities that will spawn the Antichrist. Here she(?) targets President-Elect Obama, the Pope, and possibly the dragon from Reign of Fire (I'm not entirely sure).
And look at her genuine smile: she's doing this out of her love for humanity! You Sir/Madam, are a hero!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Multiple Choice Friday (Brit Entertainer Edition)
Thursday, December 11, 2008
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